Double Bill Matinée
Drinks. Popcorn. Comfy seat in the dark. Crazed groundskeeper chases a wacky gopher around the golf course; hijinks ensue. End credits. Piss break. More comfy drinks and popcorn. Comical camp counselor teaches wacky kids about life; hijinks ensue. End credits. BLINDING SUNLIGHT.
© Alan C. Baird 2002