Seattle For Beginners Friday September 11
5pm: Reception, Space Needle "Dear Everett," the form letter from Seattle Symphony Public Relations
began, "We're delighted you'll be able to join us for all, or part of, the
media weekend for the opening of Benaroya Hall. . ." No problem. We're
internationally-reputed music critics, right? We know how to scoff salmon
and oysters (cooked? ugh!) and champagne as good as any fancy-pants Dan,
right? We too can appreciate a fine, fulsome view of Seattle's skyline,
marred only by two massive, bright yellow cranes. "When we saw your
Stranger name-tags," one bright young thing sitting at our table remarks,
"We knew we were in the right spot." The lady senator nods agreement.
What? We're not fucking performing monkeys.
Later at the Breakroom, someone suggests Ballard would be a good place
to visit-"and we'll be back before midnight". Bad move. Triple vodkas at
five in the morning certainly ain't gonna help facilitate our forthcoming
enjoyment of Seattle's finer tourist spots.
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