Letters From The Southern Hemisphere

Hey Stephen.

It's cool here. Stay away from Phuket, though - unless you want the full-on low season Brighton treatment. Our hotel is fronted by a genuine lady-boy, much to Charlotte's pleasure, and everywhere we turn people are trying to charge us a quid for sitting down. Saw the Man U/Newcastle FA Cup Final in a cheesy cafe, surrounded by racist locals who sniggered every time Cole or Yorke got the ball. Thought your lads put on a brave show, but the way that second goal happened - just as the Toon were getting back into the match - left them no chance. Bastards. Everyone here supports Man U, of course.

Cheers, ET

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