Who Are You?: jb

Where Are You?: In a flat by a park in Yorkshire, England.

What Are You?: Most of my time and energy goes into being a complete non-entity. Unfortunately, Tony and his army of New Deal advisers have other ideas.

What do you make?: Meals and snacks when hungry - drinks when thirsty.

What do you love?: Music, carbohydrates, books, fresh air, hot baths, beautiful girls, downloading free music off the net.

What do you hate?: Spiritual vampires.

What do you listen to?: All sorts... Gregory Isaacs, The Abyssinians, Al Green, Popol Vuh, Bongwater, Leonard Cohen, Pentangle, Funkadelic, Outkast, Pram, Big Youth, Sly Stone, Coil, Missy Elliot, etc.

What do you watch?: Coronation Street, Big Brother, Football, Blind Date, The One O'Clock News.

What do you drink?: Guinness, Nettle Tea, Peppermint Tea, water.

What do you smoke?: Nothing.

What do you take?: Whatever I can get. Bifido Bacterium.

What do you believe in?: Beliefs of all kinds separate you from life.

When We Were 16

Where were you?: A few miles up the road from here.

What were you?: About to become a 6th form student.

What did you wear?: Black jeans, dirty old lumberjack shirts (before Kurt!), Jesus and Mary Chain T-shirt.

What did you listen to?: Prince, The Jesus and Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Cave, The Telescopes, Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, Public Enemy.

What did you watch?: Christ, I can't remember. Neighbours probably. And maybe Dynasty.

What did you love?: Girlz, music, strong lager, my little sister.

What did you hate?: Ugliness, superficiality.

What did you drink?: Strong lager - horrible stuff like Grolsch. Lots of tea.

What did you smoke?: Benson and Hedges (I think).

What did you take?: A few magic mushrooms, a bit of pot.

What did you want to be?: A Rock 'n' Roll star!!

Who did you fight?: No-one - I've always been a 6ft weedy wimp who is very quick to avoid trouble.

Who/What did you believe in?: Err... The Power Of Love.

Where did you go?: To a lot of horrible pubs and clubs in the city centre.

What did you learn?: A lot of Maths and Chemistry - and that love is painful and terrible but the only thing that redeems and transforms. Ahem.

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