Who Are You?: Jim
Where Are You?: Abingdon
What Are You?: Web bloke, balding, ex-riot boy
What do you make?: love, food, pointless documents
What do you love?: girlfriend, music, books, talking bollocks, films, television
What do you hate?: The Man, earnestness, irony, bigots
What do you listen to?: Today? St Etienne, Public Enemy, The Strokes, Pixies, Duke Ellington.
What do you watch?: ducks, sopranos, buffy, teen films, Whit Stilman films
What do you drink?: Wine, grapfruit juice, beer, water
What do you smoke?: Nothing, nicorette, rollups
What do you take?: antidepressants.
What do you believe in?: democracy, Blake, freedom, keynes
When We Were 16Where were you?: Exmouth, Devon
What were you?: Student
What did you wear?: Oh, dear. Smiths/MBV tshirt, black 501s, dester boots, cardigan, jewellry
What did you listen to?: Smiths MBV, CURE, Bauhaus, Sonic Youth, Telescopes, Pixies, Peel.
What did you watch?: Blue Velvet, Withnail, GBH
What did you love?: Girls who didn't love me
What did you hate?: Everything not mentioned above.
What did you drink?: Vodka and Grapefruit, Lager Top, Martini, Organge Juice, Special Brew
What did you smoke?: Cheap hash, marlboro, homegrown, stuff they sold us as opium but wasn't
What did you take?: Nightnurse, speed, acid, valium
What did you want to be?: star, journalist, novelist, auteur, bounty hunter in post-apocalyptic wasteland, critic, older
Who did you fight?: No-one
Who/What did you believe in?: Martin Amis, my dealer, Melody Maker, Tony Benn
Where did you go?: xter, then Brighton, eventually
What did you learn?: everything.
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