Who Are You?: adam@thirteen.org

Where Are You?: in my friend nancy's room listening to the last track on pavement's wowee zowee.

What Are You?: bored with scary anticipation of the radio show we're doing one hour from now.

What do you make?: trouble. screeching noises on my guitar, that sound like someone skinning a cat, which i try to pass off as music. short films. doodles. really bad jokes.

What do you love?: the screeching noises i make on my guitar, that sound like someone skinning a cat, which i try to pass off as music. that and candy.

What do you hate?: when i wake up only to find out i slept on my arm and now it's numb and I think i can bash it into things without it hurting only to realize about 5 minutes later that the pain was just on hold.

What do you listen to?: right now duster. when i started this it was pavement. versus. yatsura. modest mouse is pretty swell. so is stereolab. yo la tengo. radiohead. miles davis and john coltrane. i can go on forever...

What do you watch?: society falling into a complete wreck. basically i watch people. and tv. people are funny. but at the same time we/ they can be kind of pathetic.

What do you drink?: apple juice.

What do you smoke?: cigarettes by the pack. it's bad for me. i know. but being a social smoker has it's advantages. for every year of your life you lose, you gain at least 5 friends.

What do you take?: my time doing the things i wanna do.

What do you believe in?: that the world isn't really going to end in the year 2000. that record companies are killing music. that something big is going to happen soon, equivilant to giving the world one big enema.

Where were you?: pathetically following what everyone else was doing.

What were you?: pathetically following what everyone else was doing.

What did you wear?: pathetically wearing what everyone else was wearing.

What did you listen to?: pathetically listening to what everyone else was listening to.

What did you watch?: too much mtv so i could go out and pathetically do what everyone else was doing.

What did you love?: being around people.

What did you hate?: pathetically following what everyone else was doing.

What did you drink?: apple juice.

What did you smoke?: nothing yet.

What did you take?: too much shit from every direction possible.

What did you want to be?: kurt cobain. billy corgan. robert smith. michael stipe. debbie harry.

Who did you fight?: myself.

Who/What did you believe in?: nothing.

Where did you go?: wherever everybody else went.

What did you learn?: that this was not the life for me.