Who Are You?: an amalgamation of genetic data synthesized in a cabbage patch called
neuroses
Where Are You?: in front of my 450 mhz people pad where i look much wiser than the nomenclatured other What Are You?: painfully clever What do you make?: a damn fine mess of language What do you love?: masturbation with and without genitalia What do you hate?: mental stability What do you listen to?: frogs and punk rock, beats big and taps slight, belle and sebastian; but only to experience their manufactured rush of sincerity tourism. What do you watch?: legs and limbs flexing and retracting as they tease my eyes with viscious desire What do you drink?: volvic What do you smoke?: parked cars. women without hair. third rate indie rock. wiggers. dead animals along the roadway. new testament pedophiles. i pass them all by... without a worry. What do you take?: your trust. a long nap every two moons. pills. my sweet time. books by the sackful. What do you believe in?: the scarcity of committing to a futility of the sublime When We Were 16 Where were you?: on a sportfield kicking your ass What were you?: a solipsist What did you wear?: nylon What did you listen to?: talulah gosh and veronica lake. only without any hint of irony; damn liars they turned out to be. What did you watch?: scrambled playboy broadcasts What did you love?: my mother's lack of faith in bank deposits What did you hate?: her insistence that my wallet wasn't a suitable alternative What did you drink?: the very ferment of the liquor cabinet What did you smoke?: your statuesque pose on the playing field What did you take?: hardly enough mom, hardly enough What did you want to be?: a hurricane Who did you fight?: mr. romance and the laws of algebra Who/What did you believe in?: chicken was an aphrodisiac; my girlfriend's mother; europe as the garden of my eden Where did you go?: to my girlfriend's who never quite understood the hormones of poultry What did you learn?: "damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!" |