Who Are You?:
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Where Are You?: Stuck in an office on a Sunday afternoon What Are You?: A magazine editor who got so fed up working on a Sunday afternoon that he went looking for info on 'Appliance' and ended up here What do you make?: More mess in the office than any other employee, and occasionally a computer games magazine What do you love?: Anything silver with lots of buttons and little red lights on it, and my cat 'Rafiki' What do you hate?: Working weekends for a company that sees 36 hour shifts as an acceptable alternative to adequate staffing What do you listen to?: Radio 1 generally What do you watch?: Star Trek, Cheech & Chong, Simpsons, anything with Christina Ricci What do you drink?: Far too much Coca Cola, not enough Budweiser What do you smoke?: Only what I inhale passively What do you take?: Far too long dreaming up answers to questions on the Internet when I should be working What do you believe in?: About 50% of the stuff shown on the X-Files When We Were 16 Where were you?: At a local sixth form, busy failing my A levels What were you?: I believe 'Dropout' was the term most frequently used What did you wear?: Everything from leathers and bandanas to white denim jackets and a Tesco uniform What did you listen to?: Iron Maiden, Marillion, Prince, whatever I could get my hands on What did you watch?: Red Dwarf, Star Wars, Star Trek What did you love?: Flirting with any girl at the sixth form that would let me, and then, my long-time girlfriend Emma-Jane What did you hate?: Getting asked for ID, even when trying to order a round of soft drinks at 'The Jolly Farmer' What did you drink?: Jack Daniels and Coke, Budweiser, or Orange juice and lemonade if I was at 'The Jolly Farmer' What did you smoke?: Marlboro What did you take?: Nothing seriously What did you want to be?: An architect, a basketball player or a surfer Who did you fight?: Nobody, I was far too busy trying to get laid Who/What did you believe in?: My circle of friends, most of whom turned out to be complete assholes Where did you go?: To any pub that would let me in What did you learn?: Never to put off making your move on a girl, there's nothing more annoying that meeting up with a girl you never made your move on years later and having her tell you that she felt the same way etc. |